The Bloody Post Office
Big conspiracy. What really goes on at the main HQ of Royal Mail?
are post offices considered evil because it's true? well who knows unless a EoFFer is a member of their organization.
Talk about your Horrible or evil experiences at the Post Office, what do you think of it? post your theories, the actual topic is the Post Office and it's dark side aswell as experiences you'll never forget involving this strange "place".
LET THE HAMMER FALL
Do you mean the movie or just the normal post office down the street that doesn't deserve a capital letter?
Meh, not a big fan of the Post Office. I totally dig the Postal Service, though.
Is that a sequel?Originally Posted by Hsu
The Post Office as in part of that evil organization that delivers mail to your house aswell as other things, alot of people complain about it and say it's evil so I think some EoFFers should tell of their experiences there or terms related to the post office.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
for the past few weeks-no, months, some of our mail has been shreded on the edges..... and my friend tried to send me a special bookmark thingy, and the envelope was torn open and the bookmark was gone! both of us were very mad!
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Sugar cubes and birthday cards...
When I was 11, whenever I saw a Royal Mail van I used to imagine firing from a rocket launcher at it and blowing it up.
I blame GTA. Someone alert Jack Thompson.
The vans arent so evil, it's white vans that are truly evil but they're another story.
From a small child I was suspicious of the postmen and post office from that child show "Postman Pat", I just didn't like the people anyway, I usually avoid post offices though I usually stay indoors, ordering online is their weakness though. Think about it, if less people visit a local post office then there are less victims and power is lost but still there are things that bother me on this subject...
LET THE HAMMER FALL
What's GTA?
I sent a widdle Tonberry plushie to my cousin and when he got it, the package was littered with swear words(on the outside, thankfully! It didn't get on the plushie!)!
They either lose my forms that need to be sent to the Council to prove Im a student or they leave my DVDs in the main hallway where other people can take them! God I hate the post in Bradford, it sucks.
Did anyone watch that UK documentary last year I think on the post office and how lots of peoples credit cards, cheques and cash was going missing? It was so shocking because they were taking stuff right in front of the undercover guy! What a bunch of jerks to do something like that!
Grand Theft auto.
I hate the PO. I have my worst misadventures there, with the stupid smurfing STaMPS (retarded things) and the even worse GLUE. God, I hate their glue. They all stare at me funny, and it's in a really skanky place, so I suffer just to reach the damn doors.
...Such bitterness. :laugh:
I'm definitely going to have to go with The Postal Service on this one. They're obviously the best thing to come with the name. And not once have they stolen any of my letters, seeing as I'd rather listen to them than send them mail.
Bloody strike. Bastards. Well, at least the expulsion notice hasnt arrived yet.
The last words of Oscar Wilde, to the wallpaper in his room - "One of us has to go"
I can't remember the firm, but they held onto my DS which I ordered from PlayAsia and posted a notice through our door asking for £60EVIL. WHERE DOES A 13 YEAR OLD JUST MAGICALLY GET £60? I was in debt for months
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