Man Marries Goat!

[Russielloyd]

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

It's bad enough humping a Goat, but to get caught doing so...
I wonder where they are going for their honeymoon!? lol

HILARIOUS.

[Rye]

That's amazing. xDDDD

[Dreddz]

Am I the only one who laughed at this ?

Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50)

[Old Manus]

Sounds like too much goatsecx

[Venom]

I blame the schools.

[Shoden]

That is hillarious, talk about love at first sight or close to the wild.

[TheAbominatrix]

I didnt know PETA was active in Sudan.

(SPOILER)omg just kidding it's a south park joke dont murder me

[McLovin']

Wow. I wonder how it felt...

[Russielloyd]

Wow. I wonder how it felt...

I'm sure there are goats in America, go find one and find out if you like.

[Rye]

I wonder if Sudan is polygamous.

[themagicroundabout]

I wonder if the goat agreed to any of this.

[Anaisa]

Thats just sick. Those elders are a bunch of pimps.

[McLovin']

I'm sure there are goats in America, go find one and find out if you like.

Scary Stuff man.

[nik0tine]

sex lol

[rubah]

Hey, it's better than stoning them both!