As it's Newbie Day and Proto already beat me to my first idea... name your worst/best newbie memories?

I remember going into #eoff for the first time and Gau being really mean to me and scaring me so I didn't go back for months. I don't go to #eoff at all nowadays, but I did a few months after that for a while. Stupid #eoff.

Also I remember I was a total dork of a n00b, I was only about 12-13, I made a bunch of godawful FF parodies that landed me a place in SomethingAwful under my old name, Rikkuyuna89. xD

I don't remember many good n00b memories. But they're all pretty funny to me now.