Anyone who criticises Peter Crouch is an idiot. His job isn't to score. "OMG HE'S A STRIKER HE'S SUPPOSED TO SCORE!" Yeah, he has scored thanks. Several times, in fact. However, it's not his primary role. His primary role is target man. Anyway, If Cisse and Morientes were the players they were two years ago (the player who "isn't a natural scorer" got 40 goals in a season, the other single-handedly drove Monaco to the Champion's League final) we'd be above Chelski. But they're not and we're not.

And I bet when we sell them they become awesome again.