In a dream world, Chelsea would lose four more games and Jose would become a laughing stock as he continues to blame the refs, and the FA would tell him to sod off before they cut his knackers off with a chainsaw. Man U would have an unbeaten rest-of-season and outdo Chelsea by three points, thanks largely to Rooney who would find a very high goal-scoring form just in time for the World Cup. If we're really lucky, Chelsea would lose every game and end up third behind Liverpool, then lose out in the UEFA Champion's League qualifiers.

Oh, in a perfect world...

...but yeah, haha, Chelsea lost, that's all that matters to me.