Torres? For Newcastle? That's like linking Alan Shearer to Atletico Madrid. Torres loves his team as much as Alan Shearer loves Newcastle, really, and Atletico are bigger than Newcastle are, and the only reason he'd leave Atletico is because they're underperforming. The only Premiership sides I can see signing Torres are Chelski, and possibly Man Utd if they sell Van Horselface, to be honest. Arsenal are too poor, Benitez wouldn't spend £20m on a player, and Newcastle & Spurs are too small-time to entice him away from the club that he loves.

Real Madrid aren't clearing out centre backs. When did being good in the reserves equate to being good enough for the Premiership?