Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
PFA Awards.

Player of the Year:
Steven Gerrard (Liverpool)

Young Player of the Year:
Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)

Premiership Team of the Year:
Shay Given (Newcastle), Pascal Chimbonda (Wigan), John Terry (Chelsea), Jamie Carragher (Liverpool), William Gallas (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United), Thierry Henry (Arsenal), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United).

Well, that's a bit obvious. The only surprise is Pascal Chimbonda, and although he was good during Wigan's early season run, I can't remember him doing anything special since then. And I can't really remember doing Cristiano Ronaldo doing much this season either, other than get sent off against Man City and trying his hardest to piss off Wigan during the Carling Cup final.
That's all fair enough. I can't remember Chimbonda doing anything of note either, but then good defensive performances are more likely to slip by un-noticed than those of attacking players. Ronaldo's inclusion is rather baffling though, especially considering how well Kewell's done in recent months (and has much stupider hair). There have probably been better defenders than Gallas too, but meh.

Oh, and you have to kick West Ham's arse in the Cup Final, or I will denounce your entire season as a failure. There's no good outcome to this final, but believe it or not, your gloating would be almost bearable compared to some of the Hammers I know.