Quote Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
It's not even just in the game, it's our society as well. It's stupid, but, it's incredibly common for men to walk around shirtless, right? As their nipples arent considered sexual, it isnt offensive or considered hard-core nudity. But for girls to walk around with their shirts off, it's illegal. Not to mention the long line of men who would be following her.

Blame it on a long history of the objectification of women, I suppose.
And yet female nipples are more natural anyway and people still have to freak out over, society is crap. It's also sexist. I wasn't allowed to go swimming shirtless if I wanted to, but my brother could walk around half-naked almost anywhere.

Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Even if that means we have to drown him in a collective pool of our urine.
But urine smells bad. What about drowning him in apple juice?