It's been a while since I saw one of these, and they always used to be funny back when I remember them. (Like, 2003). Anyway, yeah, post you funny quotes from IM's or whatever. Here we go:

I was talking with Rye, and we somehow got around to talking about Gary Coleman. She was talking about how he was really pissy IRL, and then came out with this:

"Ryechu // If you'll be my boat, I'll be your sea, a depth of pure blue just to probe curiosity... I live to make you free. says:
I bet he's Michael Jackson's concubine. He's like a kid, except he's old enough to accept."

It's the worst thing I ever heard but I died many times.

Anyway, commence with the quoting plz.