Originally Posted by
Bubbles1230
No, wait-I've got it. The official story of how Wedge died.
Barret led the team to the top of the platform. While Jessie tried to prevent the bomb from detonating (which is why it blew up so fast; it was supposed to take a while) a helicopter came into view. Soldiers dropped onto the platform and attacked the team. Soon, Biggs was wounded. He fell down the steps. Wedge saw, and grew angry. See, Biggs and him had had a secret gay relationship. "Arrgh!" he screamed, and attacked the soldier who had shot him with his numchucks. The man soon fell dead. Wedge was somewhat surprised that he died so soon, and tried to pull of a 'Special' move (you know, like Cloud swings the sword or whatever). He swings the numchucks over his shoulder and they hit him hard in the head. He stumbles a moment, then falls to the ground to see Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa.
Cloud: Wedge! You all right?
Wedge: ...Cloud...You remembered...my name. Barret's up top...help him...An' Cloud...Sorry I wasn't any help.
Cloud: I'm going up! Aeris! You look after Wedge.
At this point, Tifa and Cloud run to save Barret.
Aeris: (performs Healing Wind) Wedge, are you okay?
Wedge (sits up) yeah, I-I think I feel a little better.
At this moment, Weapons Shopkeeper (in case you don't remember, the fat guy in red who sells grenades) runs up to Wedge.
Weapons Shopkeeper Oh, hunny, please don't die!
Wedge Umm, Carl... maybe another time...
Weapons Shopkeeper now known as Carl Oh, so all that crap you said about me was only to be kept private!? Well I don't think so, Pookeypants! (throws a grenade at his face, then runs)
Aeris Oh my God! Wedge!
Wedge dies. Aeris puts a flower down, then goes to get Marlene. After a few more minutes, Carl drags Wedge's body as far as he can, but isn't fast enough to escape the falling debree of the plate.
And that folks is how our good ol' buddy Wedge died.
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