24 fans!! The Polo Ponys have a gift for you!

[Sephex]

Here it is. This song was based off of conversations that ed and I had when we talk about what would happen if we made a 24 parody season. And yes--that's my voice at the opening of the song.

Credits:

Lyrics: Sephex
Vocals: edczxcvbnm
Guitar: Sephex
Bass: Sephex
Drums: Sephex

Song:

"24: Hidden Season"

'The following takes place between Awesome A.M. and Gnarly P.M. Events occur in real time.'

Here is the unknown story of Jack Bauer
This time he gots some super powers
Kickin' ass and takin' names like never before
the hidden season will not leave you bored

Well, it all started when a meteor appeared in the sky
and the government started with all of their excuses and lies
Jack began to investigate out in the field
isn't it amazing that he doesn't eat any meals?

Now Jack drove up, down, left, and right
he couldn't even see the meteor in the city at night
The reception on his cell phone is awesome no matter where he calls
He's pissed at division for being all up and on his balls

When Jack's peeps started to help
the head honchos at CTU started to pout
Kim, Chase, Cloey, Michelle, and Tony
they all helped Jack determine whose real and whose a phony

When all of a sudden Jack cried in anger "WHO IS THIS METOR WORKING FOR?!"
So he ran around shooting bad guys and kicking down doors
The pressure is on now--it's almost too late
Jack's success is now up to fate

When everything started to look familiar and plain
Jack couldn't believe his eyes and he felt some major pain
It was a plot twist that took everyone by a complete suprise
HERE COMES CYBORG NINA WITH HER LASER EYES!!!1

In the end everything turned out fine
Jack stopped the meteor just in time
Even though Jack got killed four times with an AK
He pulled on through and saved the day

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COPY AND PASTE THE LINK POSTED BELOW TO YOUR ADDRESS BAR TO LISTEN

http://www.geocities.com/crapity2001/24hiddenseason.mp3

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[Xaven]

My ears hurt now. ;___;

[Del Murder]

That's awesome. Reading it is at least. I don't have enough faith in ed's singing voice so I'm not going near that link.

[-N-]

Good decision.

[theundeadhero]

Halfway through the song I gave up on trying to understand the words and read along with the lyrics. Rock on :oldrocksmilie:

[DragonflyLex]

oh...wow...lol

Well some of it I did have a hard time understanding, but reading the lyrics by themselves is what makes it really good. Good thing you can't take the Polo Pony's singing quality seriously. lol

There American Idol judges say...
Randy: I'm diggin' it dawg!
Paula: I like you. I really like you. You have such great talent, and you are already a star!
Simon: Unlike these two I thought it was horrible! It was just dreadful!

[Shaun]

When all of a sudden Jack cried in anger "WHO IS THIS METOR WORKING FOR?!"
So he ran around shooting bad guys and kicking down doors

Ahahah! This has made my day. I'll be sure to check out the mp3 file when I get onto a computer where I can hear it.

[Psychotic]

I love it when you guys sing ballads.