<b>Baloki's entry</b>

Noah, whos ark had recently been clamped by the city council for being illigally anchored in a Pirate only zone had taken to the high seas in an attempt to find the Council Offices to pay the fine before his boat was taken to the yard, crushed and turned into a Cube. However he had gotten lost downtown and had to borrow a quater off a passing Double Hulling Salesman.

"Your call has been connected, please hold while we transfer you to an advisor", the voice said, and so the holding music went on for 40 days and 40 nights.