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UNIVERSAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Beware the effects of Dihydrogen monoxide!


Dihydrogen monoxide is colourless, odourless, and kills millions of people a year just by the mere inhalation of this chemical. Consequences of prolonged exposure to Dihydrogen monoxide are sweating, urination, nausea, vomiting and possibly DEATH.

Dihydrogen monoxide aka hydroxl acid is the main component of acid rain, electrical failures, global warming and may cause severe burns. Traces of this substances can be found in lungs and tumors, with fatal consequences.

Contamination has reached it's limit! Traces of this substance have been found in every ocean stream and river worldwide. And despite it's obvious danger, this item is used as coolant in nuclear plants, pesticides, and traces of it can often be found in soft-drinks and junk food. Industries are often dumping their excess Dihydrogen monoxide in lakes and rivers, and the government is doing nothing about it! They refuse to ban the product, and are wasting billions of dollars on experimentations using this the Dihydrogen monoxide. The navy has been found to use it in order to aid their cause. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY ARE USING IT FOR WAR!

But you can still help! If you have a serious contamination Dihydrogen monoxide, simply call this number:

1-800-DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! WE NEED YOUR HELP!

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