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    Default 24 fans!! The Polo Ponys have a gift for you!

    Here it is. This song was based off of conversations that ed and I had when we talk about what would happen if we made a 24 parody season. And yes--that's my voice at the opening of the song.

    Credits:

    Lyrics: Sephex
    Vocals: edczxcvbnm
    Guitar: Sephex
    Bass: Sephex
    Drums: Sephex

    Song:

    "24: Hidden Season"

    'The following takes place between Awesome A.M. and Gnarly P.M. Events occur in real time.'

    Here is the unknown story of Jack Bauer
    This time he gots some super powers
    Kickin' ass and takin' names like never before
    the hidden season will not leave you bored

    Well, it all started when a meteor appeared in the sky
    and the government started with all of their excuses and lies
    Jack began to investigate out in the field
    isn't it amazing that he doesn't eat any meals?

    Now Jack drove up, down, left, and right
    he couldn't even see the meteor in the city at night
    The reception on his cell phone is awesome no matter where he calls
    He's pissed at division for being all up and on his balls

    When Jack's peeps started to help
    the head honchos at CTU started to pout
    Kim, Chase, Cloey, Michelle, and Tony
    they all helped Jack determine whose real and whose a phony

    When all of a sudden Jack cried in anger "WHO IS THIS METOR WORKING FOR?!"
    So he ran around shooting bad guys and kicking down doors
    The pressure is on now--it's almost too late
    Jack's success is now up to fate

    When everything started to look familiar and plain
    Jack couldn't believe his eyes and he felt some major pain
    It was a plot twist that took everyone by a complete suprise
    HERE COMES CYBORG NINA WITH HER LASER EYES!!!1

    In the end everything turned out fine
    Jack stopped the meteor just in time
    Even though Jack got killed four times with an AK
    He pulled on through and saved the day
    **********************

    COPY AND PASTE THE LINK POSTED BELOW TO YOUR ADDRESS BAR TO LISTEN

    http://www.geocities.com/crapity2001/24hiddenseason.mp3

    For more awesome Polo Ponys songs...

    http://www.myspace.com/poloponys
    Last edited by Sephex; 03-04-2006 at 06:05 AM.

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