The "perfect" post.

[-N-]

The perfect post is the post that doesnt get you banned.

Rebuttal.

[Denmark]

If you joined before 2002: Reference to oldbie crap.

oh man, don't you remember the days when raistlin posted? me neither. that sort of thing in my case would more likely be a reference to Aiyon (the one in 2003, of course) crap.

and psy 2001 roxorz way total more than 2002

[black orb]

>>> It depends on the forums.

GC - its wit, humor..
Eoeo - its intelligence, relevance to the thread.
The lounge - It doesnt really matter.
Gaming/FF forums - its the right answer.
Art forums - Many things.
Feedback - Mindless spam..

[Madame Adequate]

Bleys. Citizen Bleys.

[Ki Ki]

Something interesting and not so incredibly serious is a nice and perfectly perfect post to me. (:
I guess something that wasn't so thought on so it's nice and casual and you don't get so extremely tense while reading the post.

[ffxfreak93]

as long as you don't post things about weed like that slayer53 dude or whatever his name is

[Captain Maxx Power]

Personally I'm happy if people adhere to correct spelling and grammar. Bonuses include an intelligent, thought out answer and perhaps a bit of humour sprinkled on top. O, and absolutely no use of any acronyms such as lol.

[Mo-Nercy]

But WE'RE DYING. ;_____;

;___;

*dies*

[Levian]

A perfect post shouldn't have more than one line. It should be original, witty, somewhat relevant to the topic, but you have to have a custom rank for people to find it funny. That's just how cruel the world is.