A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?"

Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the People. The maid, we'll consider her he Working Class. Now your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him, and he finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and knocks on the door. No answer. Reason is, his father is bonking the maid so vigourously that he doesn't hear the knocks. His mother however seems to be completely unaware as she is fast asleep. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to to his father, " I think I understand Politics now."

"Excellent my boy" the father replies slapping his knee, "sit on my lap and tell me in your own words what you think it is."

The boy promptly answers, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored, and the Future is full of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]"