Quote Originally Posted by Bladen
Psy, those jokes are even older than Gandhi..
So you're saying Newcastle have been crap for a long time, then?

I'll post a joke that I posted in the last joke thread that I posted in. It's supposedly the funniest joke of all time according to some poll, so here we go:

Two men are out hunting. One of the men, while trying to hit a deer, accidentally shoots his friend. He frantically calls 911.
"Hello, 911? I need an ambulance."
"What's the problem, sir?"
"I accidentally shot my friend...I think he may be dead."
"Okay sir, can you make sure that he's dead?"
"Alright, hold on a minute."
A gunshot is heard.
"Yeah, he's dead. So now what?"