I will try to remember my jokes, but they are usually involving Newfies (People from Newfoundland) looking bad...like this one...

There is a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Newfie. They all need to use the washroom, so they go into this hotel. The clerk says "We have three toilets: a rubber toilet, a wooden toilet and a singing toilet." So the Frenchman goes first and uses the wooden toilet, then comes back down angry. When the clerk asks what is wrong, the Frenchman replies: "Everytime I have a sh*t I get splitters up my a$$" The Englishman goes next, and decided to use the rubber toilet. He too coms down angry. When asked, he replies: "Everytime I have a sh*t, I fall in." Finally the Newfie goes up and uses the singing toilet. He too comes down furious. When they inquired he responded: "Everytime I have a sh*t, the toilet starts singing 'O Canada', so I stand up and sh*t runs down my leg."

It made me laugh when I was younger...*tries to think of more*