Here's a dirty joke.
(SPOILER)The white horse fell in the mud.
Here's a dirty joke.
(SPOILER)The white horse fell in the mud.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
I must admit, I didn't get some of the british jokes early in the thread. Thanks so much, Bladen. ANTICLIMAX. I WILL SUE.
A man walks into a bar and says, "ouch!"
Man walks up to me and yells, "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!! I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!!" So I says, "Settle down man, your two tents!"
A man walks into a bar with a pair jumper cables. The bartender warns him "You better not start anything!"
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one of them assaulted.
The last words of Oscar Wilde, to the wallpaper in his room - "One of us has to go"
Why did the Blonde stare at the orange juice ?
Because It said Concentrate
:rolleyes2
lol, that last one cracked me up.
I know a few nasty jokes, best not say them here, But we all know there the ones that gets the giggles....
Yeah, that's a personal favorite. xD
edit: This post looks stupid now.
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*deletes dead baby jokes*
Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
dang and I had a good one.
Theres a site dedicated to Dead Baby jokes, no serious, search it on google. I would post a link, but I dont think it'll go down well...........by the moderators that is
I will try to remember my jokes, but they are usually involving Newfies (People from Newfoundland) looking bad...like this one...
There is a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Newfie. They all need to use the washroom, so they go into this hotel. The clerk says "We have three toilets: a rubber toilet, a wooden toilet and a singing toilet." So the Frenchman goes first and uses the wooden toilet, then comes back down angry. When the clerk asks what is wrong, the Frenchman replies: "Everytime I have a sh*t I get splitters up my a$$" The Englishman goes next, and decided to use the rubber toilet. He too coms down angry. When asked, he replies: "Everytime I have a sh*t, I fall in." Finally the Newfie goes up and uses the singing toilet. He too comes down furious. When they inquired he responded: "Everytime I have a sh*t, the toilet starts singing 'O Canada', so I stand up and sh*t runs down my leg."
It made me laugh when I was younger...*tries to think of more*
Yet another Chuck Norris joke:
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?"
Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
AND...
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Ha Ha! Loved that one.Originally Posted by Black Angel
"Feed me."
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tee hee, quite humorous
P.E.T.A
People Eating Tasty Animals
if that isn't accepatable just do the *snip*'ing
*posts "The Aristocrats" joke*
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