- Statisticly speaking, you are more likely to be pityed by Mr. T then you are to have feet.

- Mr. T hates displays of arrogance. So to save time, Mr. T Pities all france at once.
- Atlas once complained about Back pains and asked 'Mr. T to hold the world for him. Mr. T agreed on the Condition Atlas would were his gold chains. AFter five minutes of Excrutiating pain Atlas asked for the world back.

-Contrary to popular belief, if there is a fool in the middle of no where and no one around to pity him, Mr. T still will.

Much better than Chuck Norris facts.