I don't care...I only have Chuck Norris jokes, so too bad!!!

-Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE
PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's
bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f**k with Chuck!" Two years and five
months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone
within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.