A Joke Thread.

[NeoCracker]

thats not true

First if you are saying what is in that quote is not true than you agree he's crappy. Second you might want to change the An to A since by cutting words out you have put an in front of a word that starts with a consanant when its only suppose to go infront of words with vowels.

Mr. T is the only person to survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck norris, Mr. T is also the only person Chuck norris got with an actual round house Kick. Mr. T proceeded to Pity Chuck Norris until he admitited he payed all those people to pretend his Kick was powerful, and Mr. T pitied all of those fools into Non-existance. My own Mr. T fact, because he's cooler than Chuck.

Edit: Okay, i just realized what you said didn't go along with me, but it is saying that Chuck norris isn't a martial artist and didn't play in walker texas ranger.

[ffxfreak93]

dude,chill theyre just jokes,yes i know chuck norris can't do anything said above but neither can mr.t

also i did the *snip* just for censoring reasons

[NeoCracker]

I know, I wasn't trying ot sound serious. I just wanted to take one of the few opprotunities i will ever have to mock someone for their english, for I am horrible with it and have yet had the chance to do so. Plus I like Mr. T, and hate Chuck. Mes like anti chuck things, even if it is the crappy one I made.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no limbs? Bob.

[ffxfreak93]

hahaha great joke

[Dixie]

I have no good jokes. Unless this counts:

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish.

[Twilight Edge]

I thought of a new one:

A:How much is a lightyear?
B:How do I know?Go ask Buzz Lightyear.