Nanny McPhee

[Itsunari 2000]

Nanny McPhee should be skewered through the head with my fist. I'd just swagger, cool as hell, into the crazy orphanage where she's bitchslapping the little brats and say " EAT FIST, MICK-FEEEE ! " BANG ! Straight through the cranium and out the other side, brain and gore splattering everywhere.Then I'd take those seven little brats, and one at a time, punt them into the sun and laugh uproariously as the credits roll. That's the premise of the entire movie - Nanny McPhee, the Directors Cut starring " One Badass Mofo With An Agenda ".