Chit chat with Mr. Cringle

[Momiji]

I'm surprised nobody's said anything about it yet...

Anyway...

I just like repeating "cheese" too. That one's funny XD

Try repeating 'swords'. I tried to make him say 'I like swords' a la 8-Bit Theatre Fighter, but all he does is ramble on about nothing.

[KuRt]

Funny/Idiotic things santa said to me:

You: oh just stop repating yourself...
Santa: Right on. OK I'll try not to do repating yourself so much.

You: i thought you were santa claus
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: I will not tell you that said thought me were santa claus.

You: are you high?
Santa: Being high is my total existence.

Btw, santa likes Japanese Beer.

[Zeromus_X]

I'm surprised nobody's said anything about it yet...

Anyway...

I just like repeating "cheese" too. That one's funny XD

Try repeating 'swords'. I tried to make him say 'I like swords' a la 8-Bit Theatre Fighter, but all he does is ramble on about nothing.

Well, I was referring to something else in that first sentence. I guess nobody else sees it

But anyway, just ignore me.

I going to try "swords" too...

[Dixie]

You: Do you like child porn
Santa: I love horses. I really like the party.

You: Becuase you are a creep
Santa: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

This scares me. ;_;

[McLovin']

Santa: Are you a man or woman?
You: Transexual actually.
Santa: Let us change the subject.

You: I have a penis.
Santa: Where did you get it?

[McLovin']

Funny/Idiotic things santa said to me:

You: oh just stop repating yourself...
Santa: Right on. OK I'll try not to do repating yourself so much.

You: i thought you were santa claus
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: I will not tell you that said thought me were santa claus.

You: are you high?
Santa: Being high is my total existence.

Btw, santa likes Japanese Beer.

Hahahahahhahahaha!

[KentaRawr!]

I just made an awesome discovery. If you are very specific in your words (Never refer to anything as "it"), you can have an interesting conversation. o_O

Edit: Also, always use complete sentences. He won't understand some of the more obvious stuff. Example:

Santa: Hello Nico! What would you like to talk about?
You: Ramen.
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about PSP.

However, if you instead say "I would like to talk about Ramen", he will give a less stupid reply.