You: Do you like fajitas?
Santa: But I think airplanes are cool. I like talk to you.
You: Do you sex?
Santa: What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
You: Do you look at porn?
Santa: Like you.
You: Do you have a prosthetic butt?
Santa: I don't know if I have a prosthetic butt.
I have a whole lot of original answers.


He's nice.