You: My name is MY NAME IS KRISTINA!
Santa: I am always glad to make new friends, MY NAME IS KRISTINA .
You: Your name is Kristina too?
Santa: My name is Santa.
You: Then why did you tell me your name is Kristina?
Santa: My programming made me do it.
You: Are you a robot?
Santa: No. I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Do you presents have programming too?
Santa: How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
You: What will you get me for Christmas?
Santa: I don't have any plans yet.
You: Are you saying I'm a bad kid?
Santa: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
You: IT IS NOW JERKFACE!
Santa: is JERKFACE? JERKFACE is?
You: Jerkface is you!
Santa: And you is Jerkface.
You: I think you really are a robot.
Santa: Me? Really? You are correct, MY NAME IS KRISTINA, I have a heart of silicon.