Santa: What is your name?
You: Asshole
Santa: Don't be impolite
You: It's my name. you're the one being impolite now.
Santa: Oh you're name is. Surely I'm not the only one
You: You're the only one who masturbates to Full House.
Santa: Oh. You're such a flatterer.
You: tits
Santa: What colour are your eyes?
You: I don't know
Santa: I don't know eyes are nice.
You: tits
Santa: I want to know more about you.
You: Really?
Santa: Does "it" still refer to BREAST?


dirty old man. he actually said that.