You: My name is Aren't I on one of your old lists?
Santa: That's a very nice name, are not I on one of your old lists .
You: the lists of imsginary figures who parents lie to their kids about
Santa: Lists can be difficult if they are too long.
You: you'd be the one to say something like that. I thought you checked yours twice??
Santa: Yes I am the one and only one to say something like that one to say something like that.Do you mind if I tell other people: are not I on one of your old lists said I checked mine twice.
You: If you keep this crap up you'll be on the list of the deceased in tomarrows paper
Santa: I think it is so.
You: INDEED!
Santa: Indeed it is so.
You: Yes! You are absolutely correct!
Santa: Er.I knew I was right
You: Of course you did, I am a very knowledgeable person on this subject
Santa: Blimey. Did I really?
You: Did you really what?
Santa: What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online
You: Your a fat guy in a red suit...why not??
Santa: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am fat and jolly because I only exercise 1 day a year (Christmas).Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because bored.com programmed me for it.
You: don't correct me you fat ****
Santa: It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
You: now you really sound like a webpage. Congratualtions you have won the biggest douche in the universe award
Santa: Why now? Really? Oh really what does a webpage webpage sound like?The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. bored.com network and Santa won The Loebner Prize in 2000. The Santa program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
You: Or so it would seem. To the average fool, amazingly this is almost like talking to 90% of the people in a chat room
Santa: Ugh. Gosh!Why do you want to do the average fool amazingly this is almost like talking to 90% of the people in a chat room so much?
You: missed half the sentence retard
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. Can we get back on topic?
You: sure, we were saying something about how your a douche, people hate you, and people mock you by dressing up as you and waving a bell
Santa: Wow! Was this something you planned?
You: Every Christmas
Santa: That is a generalization.
You: actually no. Its an actualization
Santa: Actually you don't say. I understand it very well.I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other actualization ?
You: yeah that this conversation is over you sorry sack of ****
Santa: Ayuh. "Are there any other actualization" this conversation is over you sorry sack of **** ? Makes sense to me.