Maxwell's Silver Hammer (Smiley song)

[theundeadhero]

Joan was quizzical studied pataphysical science in the home :clone:
Late night all alone with a test-tube,
Oh oh, oh oh.
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine :hourglas: calls her on the phone,
Can I take you to the pictures Joan.
But as she’s getting ready to go, a knock come on the door.
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head,
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead. :ghost:
Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed,
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene,
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, :rolleyes2
So he waits behind,
Writing fifty times I must not be so
But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind,
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head,
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
P.C. thirty-one said, we’ve caught a dirty one,
Maxwell stands alone :sad:
Painting testimonial pictures oh oh oh oh.
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery say he must go free.
The judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh.
But as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from behind,
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon his head,
Bang bang Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that he was dead. :ghost:
Silver hammer man.

Go ahead and use smileys to illustrate a song!

[Necronopticous]

Hello theundeadhero, you are a good man.

[theundeadhero]

Glad I still have your approval

[yoshigirl]

Hey, Jude, :kaohappy:don't make it bad:kaocry:
Take a sad song and make it better:chuckle:
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better:bigbiggri

Hey, Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her:mario:
The minute:hourglas:you let her under your skin:quarter:
Then you begin to make it better. :kaohappy2

And any time you feel the pain,:twak: hey, Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder

Hey, Jude! Don't let her down:mog:
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out:shoot: and let it in,:rabite: hey, Jude, begin:kaofight:
You're waiting for someone to perform with:fencing:
And don't you know that it's just you, :oscar: hey, Jude,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder:grinpink:

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song :weep: and make it better:nibbles:
Remember :rolleyes2 to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better:strut:

[Winter Nights]

I love that song. There's actually a flash movie for it on Newgrounds, but I'm far too lazy to look it up right now.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I was going to post up Chilli's Give It Away, but these boards went and deleted half my hard work, so I'm too annoyed to participate.

[Resha]

I LOVE that song! I think I've said this before, but that song -- like most Beatles songs -- is GODLY. Carrots, you too are godly for making this thread. Maxwell and his silver hammer love you.

Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down~ Upon her heeeeeead!

[Avathar]

I waited 'til I saw the sun
I don't know why I didn't come :kaodrop:
I left you by the house of fun
I don't know why I didn't come:kaobeg:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaoyatta:

When I saw the break of dayimp:
I wished that I could fly away
Instead of kneeling in the sand:kaolook:
Catching teardrops in my hand:kaobeg2:

My heart is drenched in wine
But you'll be on my mind
Forever

Out across the endless sea
I would die in ecstasy
But I'll be a bag of bones
Driving down the road along:sophia:

My heart is drenched in wine:foot:
But you'll be on my mind:kaolove:
Forever

Something has to make you run:mario:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaobeg:
I feel as empty as a drum:hourglas:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaobeg2:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaoplain:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaolove:

[Despotus]

{cough? }
Purple haze all in my brainimp:
Lately things just don’t seem the same:upsidedow
Actin’ funny , but I don’t know why
’scuse me while I kiss the sky
Purple haze all around
Don’t know if I’m comin’ up or down
Am I happy:bgl: or in misery?
What ever it is, that girl put a spell on me:scary:
Help me:kaobeg:
Help me:kaobeg:
Oh, no, no:kaolook:
[faint, spoken lyrics...all questionable]
Hammerin’
Talkin’ ’bout heart ’n’...s-soul
I’m talkin’ about hard stuff:rock:
If everbodys still around, fluff and ease:nibbles: , if
So far out my mind
Somethings happening , somethings happening
Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, {click} ahhh,
Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, ahhh, yeah!:strut:
Purple haze all in my eyes:yuck: , uhh
Don’t know if it’s day:kaoplain: or night:kaosleep:
You got me blowin’ , blowin’ my mind
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?:hourglas:
Ooo
Help me:kaobeg:
Ahh, yea-yeah, purple haze, yeah
Oh, no, oh:kaolook:
Oh, help me:kaobeg:
Purple haze, tell me , baby, tell me
I can’t go on like this
Purple haze
You’re makin’ me blow my mind:x_x: ...mama
Purple haze, n-no, nooo
Purple haze, no, it’s painful, baby