Wow, all you guys have pretty serious quotes.

"Er... Well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without destroying a forest. Or something." -Black Mage

"I am the black mage! I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down!" Black Mage

"Why, it would take some kind of insane meglomaniacal fiend to take pleasure in wielding the tapestry of creation to focus pure energy into reality through nothing more than my own will, the rush of electricity through my being, the power--My God, The power! IT'S THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!" -Black Mage

"Ribs... broken. Organs... bleeding. Spleen... still unaccounted for. (wheeze)" - Black Mage

"Aw, I don't mind. I've been stabbed by Black Mage lots of times. Usually in my sleep. Anyway, it's not that bad. - Fighter

"I bet he fainted from exertion, what with carrying around all these items that are high in um... value. I should liberat them. Er, for his own good of course." - Thief

"So yeah. That's four orbs of light. Don't touch them, they are hot. Hot with destiny." Black Mage

"Wait, you mean we should forget what you said, or we should forget the part before that which I have already forgotten since it didn't involve swords and is therefore meaningless?" - Fighter

"Run for the hills! Your swords, as shiny as they may be, are powerless against the spider's wrath! The invisible spider God will smite us all! No one is safe! All is doomed! - Fighter

"Well, I'm lazy as hell so I'll go check out the Inn and test the beds with copious amounts of napping. Let's meet there at sun down to rest up before heading out." - Black Mage

"Why don't you go with thief so I can forget that you exist and let the unending tide of rage that I call 'being awake' simmer down to a mere powder keg of fury." - Black Mage

"If I kill Fighter, will I gain his sword power?" - Red Mage

"No I never beat the living hell out of some old guy and ran off with his gold and spent it all on a collection of ancient spells that could easily level a small kindgdom (or very large township) if they were placed into the wrong hands--HANDS SUCH AS MY OWN!" - Black Mage

"Shut up. I've been hanging out with fighter all day. I could literally feel him sucking away at my... brain-thinky score thing.

"How much swords could a sword-chuck chuck if a sword-cuck could chuck swords? I made that up all by myself." - Fighter

"Did you know that neither Mr Pibb or Dr Pepper us the little dot thingie for their abbreviations? They both start with a P too. You just know that can't be a coincidence. The truth is out there..." - Fighter

"Fighter, shut up or I will stab your face off." Black Mage

"HA! Who needs wits when you've got swords!" - Fighter

"I picked out the turkey, he has a tasty score of +5/+5!" -Red Mage

Go 8-bit theatre! This isn't half my favorite quotes, but I didn't want to post them all.