Great Quotes

**TheBrent** · 03-10-2006, 12:54 AM

OMG I have to pull a quote from this idiot in my last trimester history class. We were taking the final, and he looked at me and asked "Whos Mien Kampf?" He pronounced it, Me-an Camp-f.

**Death Penalty** · 03-10-2006, 01:03 AM

**JackNapier** · 03-10-2006, 01:04 AM

"Ouchkibibbles"

**TheBrent** · 03-10-2006, 01:05 AM

LMAO! That is awsome.

**Avarice-ness** · 03-10-2006, 01:12 AM

OMG! That is great. <3.

**Madame Adequate** · 03-10-2006, 01:26 AM

Dude. We can sexy is totally going to be my epitath.

T-Rex
Dinosaur Comics.

We hold life to be sacred, but we also know the foundation of life consists in a stream of codes not so different from the successive frames of a watchvid. Why then cannot we cut one code short here, and start another there? Is life so fragile that it can withstand no tampering? Does the sacred brook no improvement?

Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang
"Dynamics of Mind"
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.

Konstantin Tsiolkovsky ('The father of rocketry')

**NeoCracker** · 03-10-2006, 01:44 AM

This was on a bumper sticker
"Don't worry bill, I would've cheated on hillary to."
Best bumper sticker ever made.

**Mo-Nercy** · 03-10-2006, 01:44 AM

Originally Posted by Doomie

Pretty much the entire comedy show. THAT guy's comedy show. *points ~~down~~ at Doomie's sig*

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"Fifty cent a lot of money. You save fifty cent here then you go somewhere else you save another fifty cent, then you one dollar! Then you take your dollar, you go to the dollar store you buy something else!"

"Anfony!"

**Death Penalty** · 03-10-2006, 01:47 AM

Another goos bumpa sticka said
Us
Shootin
Asama

**JackNapier** · 03-10-2006, 01:50 AM

Another good bumper sticker:

"OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WATCH THE ROAD PSYCHO!!!"

**TheBrent** · 03-10-2006, 01:52 AM

I like the quotes on shot glasses,

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

and

"No occifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God."

**Death Penalty** · 03-10-2006, 01:53 AM

King of the hill
Peggy reads this womans bumpersticker which says My Child Is An Honor Student at Westbrook Elementary
Peggy: Oh yeah well my child is god to billions of Asians

**The Summoner of Leviathan** · 03-10-2006, 01:55 AM

Here is what one of my friend's said to me once.

"Bobby! Bobby! Sailor Moon is not real!"

**black orb** · 03-10-2006, 01:58 AM

>>> "My first wish is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth." -- George Washington

**Death Penalty** · 03-10-2006, 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by black orb

>>> "My first wish is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth." -- George Washington

Such a great joke. I fell out of my chair laughin

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