Hypothetically speaking, what would be the most efficient way to dispose of a body?
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Hypothetically speaking, what would be the most efficient way to dispose of a body?
well... okay as long as it's not anyone I know...
burning it would be fairly effective... but that has its flaws... hmm
How about the Secret Window approach... bury it under corn stalks and let it be eaten away.
"Hypothetically", eh?
Well if I were to dispose of a body I would set it aflame, then put the ashes into a container with any remaining pieces (like bones). Then weight the container down and put it into a deep lake. *nods*
yeah that would work to. I guess.Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Butcher and eat the bodies.
I hear that an acid bath is the best way to go, or you could just eat it.
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Actually, just setting it aflame wouldn't do much other than char it. Human bone is one of the hardest substances to destroy with fire; you'd need a furnace with extremely high temperatures.
Personally, I'd take to the middle of the Waitakeres or some similar place and bury it really, really deeply. Maybe dismember it too, if I could stomach it.
It depends on where you are if this will work. Here in rigby a good way to do it is to first chop the limbs off a body and put them in a garbage bag. Then you throw it in the rigby ceptic tank which from what I here is quite accessable. It will get ground up in the first three grinders and then theoreticly clog them and then finally clog the fourht grinder. Since no one knows that someone had been murded yet they won't search it and simply dispose of everything there, thus getting rid of all the evidence and backing up every toilet in rigby. My friend who thought this up is on a private septic tank so he wouldn't have to worry about it.
acid bath eh?
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Freeze it and send it through a wood chipper over a river.
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That or acid.....Freeze it and send it through a wood chipper over a river.Now we know....What actually happens to people that are banned?
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Umm, I'm actually afraid to offer a suggestion, in case it works... Your best best would probably be to put it in a well secure container, take it far out to sea, and let it fall to the ocean floor.
I'm not condoning this kind of activitiy though, you understand..?
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Honestly? Chop it up into tiny litle pieces, no bigger than a baseball. If you can't burn it, then put them in a car and drive around town placing a single piece in everyone's garbage can.
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