Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Hypothetically speaking, what would be the most efficient way to dispose of a body?
I get the feeling I'm not the only person mildly disturbed by this question...

Umm, I'm actually afraid to offer a suggestion, in case it works... Your best best would probably be to put it in a well secure container, take it far out to sea, and let it fall to the ocean floor.

I'm not condoning this kind of activitiy though, you understand..?