It's a happy birthday!

[Flying Mullet]

Chuck Norris bought some groceries at a local store, before realising he had $1.54 less than he needed. Chuck tried to roundhouse the employee but, unfortunately and yet strangely amusingly, he got a hernia and collapsed on the floor in agony, and had to be taken to hospital.

He never did get those groceries.

If by "tried to" you mean "did gloriously" and by "he got a hernia" you mean
"the employee peed his pants in fear" and by "He never did get those groceries." you mean "Chuck always gets his groceries.", then I agree.

Chuck Norris bought some groceries at a local store, before realising he had $1.54 less than he needed. Chuck tried to did gloriously roundhouse the employee but, unfortunately and yet strangely amusingly, he got a hernia the employee peed his pants in fear and collapsed on the floor in agony, and had to be taken to hospital.

He never did get those groceries. Chuck always gets his groceries.

It's Goomba Day today.

first off topic post by Leeza I have seen.

wow ^___________^



ya know....

Good point!

Stay on topic Leeza!