Quote Originally Posted by Levian
All my life, I've been walking around wondering what people would think if I suddenly one day decided to myself that TODAY, I would wear a gold bikini and a rifle to the mini market.
You should try it, an then you'll find out.
I'm not going to stand on a ladder just to wait for someone to start shaking it, and if by any chance they will, I will gently or violently kick them in the face until they stop and go away, depending on which gender they're currently in.
I say go with the violent kick, regardless of gender.
This is not a matter of integrety, it's a matter of self counciousness and my freedom to wear anything I want to on top of my head, like a vase or lasagne.
A pizza might look quite nice as well.
Speaking of singing, do you know what I dislike about old people?
Everything?
They always whine about how things were so much better before. At which point I would normally say "When? during the war? When Kennedy got shot? When Japan got bombed?", now I just nod and agree.
Then they tell me to speak up because their festering ears are mal-functioning and I tell them that I didn't say anything, then they change the subject to something totally unrelated, like cats.
Old people are disgusting. Their ears are probably malfunctioning because there full of hair. People say"You'll be old someday" I say: "If thats what you think, my suicide will come as quite a shock. Euthanasia should be made mandatory after a certain age, or rather a certain level of hideousness. Once you get so repulsive an useless, its time you were leaving, because your making the place look ugly. Your scaring the kids, an more importantly, ME. Old people are like the living dead, I occasionally see a group of wrinkled festering figures slowly moving along in the distance, an think the zombie invasion has started. I'm just about to go home an whip on something more skimpy, because thats more suitable wear for killing zombies isn't it? When I realise their just old people.
Nobody would like a cat if it didn't have any fur. It would look like a snake, not even a cute snake, more like a snake in the freeway.
I would still like them, id take pity on the poor little things.
Some people should never be in the freeway, like old people. They just get a heart attack behind the wheel and smurf things up. Same with pregnant people. They just start giving birth. Birth is gross, there's nothing beautiful about birth at all, there's just blood and gore and crying. "Congratulations! A boy in slippery goo just came out of your bloody vagina! How do you feel?!"
Giving birth is sick! Everyone knows babies should just be grown in laboratorys, or in a little tank at home. An if they don't know that, then they should. Spread the word. An old people shouldn't be allowed to drive. I don't want to look at them when i'm out in the car. If we're not allowed to dispose of them, then they should at least only be able to use public transport. An thats their own seperate form of public transport, an any vehicle they travel in, has to have blacked out windows, so we don't have to look at them.