Old People suck because they think they have the right to be a total jerk and cut you in line and stuff because they're old. They should be freaking glad that we don't ship them off to retirement homes like I want to do with MY grandma who comes over every summer from Italy.

Now, usually, if you only live with a family for a month a year (well until this "I'M MOVING TO AMERICA!!11" business which makes her stay here ALL summer) or not even, don't you think the person shouldn't act like they have total authority on your life?

She's so nasty. She had the nerve to tell me that I can't always get what I want because my Mom doesn't have a job and only HER son, my Dad, does anything when I wanted a hat that was 20 dollars. Except she did it in broken English, like "AAAAH JEEEEEEZZICA YOU NO CAN ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU MATTAH NO WORK, ONLY YO FATTAH!!!!" My Mom does have a job, she just doesn't work in the summer because she wants to watch us and make sure that YOU, grandma, don't set the house on fire.

Okay, you lived in America for nearly 20 years (before moving back to Italy) and you still can't speak English? Pfft. And then she kept on whining at my parents how the college/Uni I want to go to is too expensive and that they can't send me to it. Yeah, like you have any imput on what I do? If you were SO concerned, you'd freaking use your small fortune to help me afford the college I want to go to, because it IS very expensive (NYU), but no. You're a greedy selfish bad Grandma.

Oh, I was ranting. Sorry. xD But yeah, I don't like old people. Unless they're the nice kind of grandparents that tell you INTERESTING stories and give you cookies, ship them to retirement homes.