Irrational National Sensation! (Out Now!)

[escobert]

Oh hum my life as I know it is over! Please just bring me out back and finish me off Johnny!

[Anaisa]

I feel like we've connected on another level, Anaisa.

Good. That was just what I was hoping for.

[Jess]

Levi I want to connect with you

plz

I'm not a fan of old people either. Am I win?

[Rengori]

Nobody would like a cat if it didn't have any fur. It would look like a snake, not even a cute snake, more like a snake in the freeway.

My aunt has one of those things. I hate it because its claws are all long and pointy and it jumps up on my stomach when I'm sleeping on the couch.

[Rye]

Old People suck because they think they have the right to be a total jerk and cut you in line and stuff because they're old. They should be freaking glad that we don't ship them off to retirement homes like I want to do with MY grandma who comes over every summer from Italy.

Now, usually, if you only live with a family for a month a year (well until this "I'M MOVING TO AMERICA!!11" business which makes her stay here ALL summer) or not even, don't you think the person shouldn't act like they have total authority on your life?

She's so nasty. She had the nerve to tell me that I can't always get what I want because my Mom doesn't have a job and only HER son, my Dad, does anything when I wanted a hat that was 20 dollars. Except she did it in broken English, like "AAAAH JEEEEEEZZICA YOU NO CAN ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU MATTAH NO WORK, ONLY YO FATTAH!!!!" My Mom does have a job, she just doesn't work in the summer because she wants to watch us and make sure that YOU, grandma, don't set the house on fire.

Okay, you lived in America for nearly 20 years (before moving back to Italy) and you still can't speak English? Pfft. And then she kept on whining at my parents how the college/Uni I want to go to is too expensive and that they can't send me to it. Yeah, like you have any imput on what I do? If you were SO concerned, you'd freaking use your small fortune to help me afford the college I want to go to, because it IS very expensive (NYU), but no. You're a greedy selfish bad Grandma.

Oh, I was ranting. Sorry. xD But yeah, I don't like old people. Unless they're the nice kind of grandparents that tell you INTERESTING stories and give you cookies, ship them to retirement homes.

[Xaven]

Oh, I was ranting. Sorry. xD But yeah, I don't like old people. Unless they're the nice kind of grandparents that tell you INTERESTING stories and give you cookies, ship them to retirement homes.

And the ones that slip you money behind your parents' backs. Those ones are awesome.

[Stayin Dizzy]

They always whine about how things were so much better before. At which point I would normally say "When? during the war? When Kennedy got shot? When Japan got bombed?", now I just nod and agree.

unfortunately times were much better than. Wars bombings and murders are a million times worse today and are sadly even common. This type of ignorant attitude is why old people are senile toward the young. They worked hard their whole lives so we could be where we are, and we shun them or throw em in a home. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. They didn't worry about crap like their favorite show or musical artist they were too busy contributing to the bettering of this world. I have a lot more to say but I'm so f'in disgusted by how people think today i need to go throw up

[DMKA]

When you said skipmaster I though it was one of those things that you swirl around with one leg and jump over with the other. They had little counters on them to let you know how many times you have skipped!

"Skip-It" is what those were called. lol early 90s.

[Anaisa]

unfortunately times were much better than. Wars bombings and murders are a million times worse today and are sadly even common. This type of ignorant attitude is why old people are senile toward the young. They worked hard their whole lives so we could be where we are, and we shun them or throw em in a home. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. They didn't worry about crap like their favorite show or musical artist they were too busy contributing to the bettering of this world. I have a lot more to say but I'm so f'in disgusted by how people think today i need to go throw up

They worked hard their whole lives so we could be where we are? They usually get thrown in a home because they can't take care of themselves. What are we all supposed to do, give up work an spend all our time taking care of people who are past their sell by date? I know lots of old people who aren't contributing to the bettering of the world, an spend most of their time watching crap TV shows.