"Okay Maud, remind me how we got here again."
"Well, first the dinosaurs came. But they got to big and fat and were hit by a large rock that someone had thrown at them from space, so they died. Soon, small animals started to walk the earth, like this cat:



These ruled the roost on earth for some time, until God came along and killed them. Then he made the garden of Eden, and modern man. Running out of animals to make, he decided to make a thing called a chicken, which secretly looked like a cat but was just renamed. But I'm going off track here. Anyway, the two humans God made were not standing for the fact that they had to wear leaves and appropriately placed branches, and decided to take the guidance of a snake they had never seen before in their lives (and could also speak english), and eat from the tree of justice.

God was well pissed by this action, and told the two humans to pack their leaves and bugger off. Needless to say, they were gutted. After travelling for miles, the male human found a hole in the floor, filled with water. Using the fishing technique taught to him by God, he tried to catch a fish.

5000 years later:



Not even a nibble. At this point the human came to the conclusion that there must be no fish in this water, and decided to pack his bags and leave. He turned to go home and tell his wife tall tales about the one the one that got away, when a crazed driver in a rush to get home from work run him over and went straight into the pool.



And the moral of the story is: Crime doesn't pay.