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    Why every video game fanboy with brown hair thinks he looks like Squall (who is really supermodel material) is beyond me! There really should be a law stating that if you're going to cosplay a hot and slim character, you should atleast be.... hot and slim. Well, slim, anyway.

    Trying to find a decent-looking Squall cosplayer is like wading through a cesspool in search of a diamond, but, miracle of miracles, after much searching, I finally found a couple that aren't half bad. So, to help relieve your bleeding eyes:
    He is MAJOR GORGEOUS for a male cosplayer, IMO. (Though not even close to Squall, of course.)

    There are also a couple of cute Asian Squallers on this page (click pictures to enlarge):
    http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

    And, of course, though he doesn't really count: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

    *sigh* Now I feel better....

    P.S. I know it's cheap of me to keep taking potshots at cosplayers, but they're such easy targets.... And they deserve it! For their crimes against manga, anime and games. *snigger*
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    I know what you mean, but I find that it is mostly caucasian cosplayers that make a mockery of it. You can never really find any good white cosplayers. I guess we are just too damn lazy to get some awesome costumes or something like that.

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    Or, you know, look physically fit :P

    But yeah, I don't think anything can beat the 'please pour acid into my eyes!!' factor of the Kuja one. That second Squall one is actually really nice. Too bad there's no Rinoa to go with him. The Rinoa in the first picture isn't so bad, IMO.

    Please pour acid into my eyes!!!

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    OMG,the first Squall has obesity.

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    i prefer cosplayers who actually have respect for the things they are dressing up as instead of totally mocking it like the first picture.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
    ...*holds up free hugs sign.*

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    I would dress up as Squall, but I don't want to have people dying from over-sexification. By the way can we have some Quistis cosplay? Please? Preferably good?
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    The first guy as Squall!!! I don't think so.
    He's not even close to this one,
    http://www.finalfantasyworld.co.uk/k...s/AKH_Leon.jpg

    The guy with the guitar is a decent Squall.
    Least he looks more like this,
    http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...4/fcb6d5c7.jpg

    I'd dress up as Squall too, but someone would probably take pictures & post them on the net,
    then make links here & I might get abuse like the first Squall wannabe.
    But I'd do a better job than him.
    Think I'll stick with Cloud first.
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    I've attached a picture of another Squall cosplayer who shouldn't have even bothered. These people do realise that Squall is 17, right? The amount of middle-aged Squall wannabees is truly horrifying.

    Also, here's some evidence of a disturbing trend among the cosplay community: (overweight) female Squall cosplayers. Just.... wrong, on so many levels.

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    Scooby just stop posting I can barely see as it is.
    I found a good Quistis Cosplay.
    quistis-cosplay.jpg
    Last edited by Ballistix Man; 04-03-2006 at 11:49 AM.

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    How is the woman in the third picture overweight?

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    That's a woman!?

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    Zidane: *Looks at all the pictures* Mighty Bahamut's wings!

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    oh dear

    my vision about Squall has just changed, I will have nightmares

    Cosplay is funny, but please people only do it when you look like them
    "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

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    *looks at second pic*Super Squall's gunblade!

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    What usually makes cosplayers look ridiculous is
    that their costumes look like they are made out of paper. They cant ever seem to get any that look good. I would think Squall's would be easy, considering it is just a leather coat and gloves, and regular black pants and white shirt. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    PH33R teh Rainbow.

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