WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PPL AN DEATING CHOCOBOS?!

[Jade]

OK! I've heard that some ppl, that if Chocobos were real, WOULD EAT THE POOR THINGS! AND I WANNA KNOW WHY! They are FLUFFY...and therefore do NOT deserve to be eaten^o^

[McLovin']

I would eat it because everything in the world is made for eating...even you.

[Shoden]

This is a very random thread indeed.
It's called survival of the fittest and the bloody things look delicious!
YUM! *gets a spear and runs off*

[Avarice-ness]

Uhm... because I eat chicken and they as well are fluffy?

[Shoden]

Everyone knows fluffy stuff tastes great, and that is all you need to know.

[Avarice-ness]

Everyone knows fluffy stuff tastes great, and that is all you need to know.

I must agree with that. <3.

[Shoeberto]

As the token vegetarian of the staff I can only assume that I will be deeply offended by every post made in this thread and will therefore preemptively close it before I have to kill you all.

[Leeza]

If you're the token vegetarian on Staff then what am I?

[Shoeberto]

I've been exposed for the fraud that I am

[Leeza]