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  1. 03-11-2006, 02:45 AM #1
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    Default NATALIE PORTMAN raps! Off da HIZZLE!

    OMG, has anyone seen the Saturday Night Live skit with Natalie Portman? It came out about a week ago, and if you have not seen it, go and SEE IT RIGHT NOW!!! IT'S THE FUNNIEST <!--S***-->[leeza]*snip*[/leeza] EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_...alieraps.shtml

    Be prepared to die of laughter, especially in the opening lines and let me know what you think if you've already seen it!
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    I watched about the first half of it when it was posted on thelonelyisland and didn't think it was that funny.

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    I guess it was alright. I watched that SNL at my mom's house on wednesday.

    The Jamba Juice skit was way better, but I might just think that because it's so similar to Juice it Up!, which I am always at.
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    Well, I thought it was much more comedic when I heard it on the radio...but the video is down right classic also. Without a doubt, the hottest and best actress in her age group today...forget Scarlet, forget Keira, forget Katie...

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    I'LL KILL YOUR DOG FOR FUN!!!"

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    If she was doing it because she genuinely thought she was cool, hip and DOWN WITH IT, and not because she was trying to be funny, it would actually be funny. It's a Catch-22.
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    Right, she's doing it because it IS funny. I don't care about actual people in the rap/hip-hop world getting pissed- this is one the most hilarious things I have ever seen in my life. I personally enjoy rock, but I still wouldn't care if she was making a parody of the rock genre, as long as it is funny. And she does a damn good job at rapping, in my opinion. PORTMAN ROCKS!!!

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    Wow, one year after RotS and she's already washed up...
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    I wonder if Natalie is trying to darken her image a bit in order to possibly enhance her marketing for adult acting jobs. Whereas now everybody kind of views her as a sweet pea.

    It will be very difficult for her to ever make much of a movie carreer for herself simply because everyone will view her as Queen Amidala first and any other role she plays second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkchrono
    I wonder if Natalie is trying to darken her image a bit in order to possibly enhance her marketing for adult acting jobs. Whereas now everybody kind of views her as a sweet pea.

    It will be very difficult for her to ever make much of a movie carreer for herself simply because everyone will view her as Queen Amidala first and any other role she plays second.

    Ummm...ever heard of V for Vendetta?


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    You people are reading way too much into this. Natalie Portman is hot. That was smurfing hillarious. And I'm totally going to lez out with her.
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    Those of you who write her off because of Revenge of the Sith have obviously never seen Closer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
    You people are reading way too much into this. Natalie Portman is hot. That was smurfing hillarious. And I'm totally going to lez out with her.
    I'd buy that for a dollar!
    There is no signature here. Move along.
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    As Psy said, if she was trying to be all Hip then I would be cracking up, but she was taking the piss so it was mildly funny, but funny all the same...
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