Things FFVIII Characters Would Never Say...

[friedpork]

Squall: It's time to attack! Arrrrrrrre you ready?
Nida: It's the White seeD ship... We're going there for information...
Squall: Nevermind that, matey! I'd rather have a ship than a floating Garrrrrrden.
Quistis: (To Xu) Ummm... is he becoming a pirate?
Xu: What arrrrrrrre you talking about?
Squall: Enough blabbering! Charrrrrrge!
Irvine: Aye Cap'n! We'll teach them scurvey dogs a thing or two!

*meanwhile*

Seifer: Where the hell is Squall going? I thought they were about to attack us...
Edea: He's obviousy become a pirate, you idiot. This complicates things...
Seifer: Why would it complicate things? Why is he a pirate? HOW CAN YOU BE A PIRATE WHEN GALBADIA AND ESTHAR HAVE LONG-DISTANCE MISSLES?
Edea: Give me any more of that back talk, and I'll have ye walk the plank!
Seifer: (WTF)
Galbadian Soldier: Ready to board the Garden, Cap'n!
Edea: Perfect! Fetch me me sword!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

LOL the last 2 posts were funny!!! :kaolaugh:


Fujin: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!

[MR.SUCCESS]

Squall: Cloud and FF7 is so over-rated, I'll take him on anytime
Zell: I'm sure you can, but don't get another scar on the other side of your face
Squall: Are you crazy, his big and fake plastic sword would never touch me
Seifer: Yeah, sure that's what you said to me before we fought that one time.

[Laguna]

One thing that Squall would never say:

Quistis: Don't you ever open up to anyone?
Squall: *breaks down and cries* I miss big sis'! Let me share my feelings with you! T.T

[Serapy]

One thing that Squall would never say:

Quistis: Don't you ever open up to anyone?
Squall: *breaks down and cries* I miss big sis'! Let me share my feelings with you! T.T

*Squall has flu, so he goes into his bedroom, locked his door up*

*Squall puts one of his finger up to his nose so hard and started cleaning them away, which takes forever because his nose is being blocked strongly*

*Quistis was looking for Squall because she needs to tell him something personal, however she is apporaching to Squall's bedroom

*Quistis is knocking the door and started talking through the door*

Quistis : Hello, Squall?

*Squall isn't paying attention*

Squall : Mhmm hmmm hmmmm.. this is feeling good

Quistis : That's you, isn't it?

*Squall moans*

Squall : Mhhmmm... I haven't done like this before

*Squall is fingering his nose like a retard boy*

Squall : Ahhh yes! This stuff is coming out, yay

Squall : Oh damn, I need the tissue to get it away

Quistis : My god, what the hell are you doing?!?!?

Squall : HUH? is that you, Quistis?

*Squall found tissue on his desk and blows so hard*

Quistis : Oh my god, Squall! Do you know that masturbation is strictly forbidden in the garden? Oh my god, Squall!

*Quistis panics*

Squall : HUH? What's masturbation, hold on.. let me finish for a bit.

*Quistis then started feeling embrassassing*

Quistis : I don't know what to say, Squall. I better not interrupt you, so I must get going now, see you later.

*Squall is still cleaning his nose, without paying attention

[Laguna]

Oh dear

Keeping it simple:

Seifer: What you gunna do chicken-wuss?
Zell: Oh grow up Seifer, Im not going to rise to your obvious bait. I suggest you take a good hard look at how childish you're being and come back to me when you're going to talk like an adult. Good day sir!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: Cloud and FF7 is so over-rated, I'll take him on anytime

Squall: Are you crazy, his big and fake plastic sword would never touch me

That should be posted under "Things FFVIII Characters Would Say" cuz that is SOOO TRUE!!!

[Serapy]

Squall : Rinoa...
Rinoa : Yes?
Squall : I really don't know how to say this, but now.. I've figured out that I need to tell you something.
Rinoa : What's wrong, Squall?
*Squall comes closer to Rinoa and hold her hands*
Squall : .... I love you, I really do...
Squall : I'm sorry, I'm really scared that if I said that then it would ruin everything between us..
Rinoa : Awwwwwwwwwww, that's very sweet of you!
Rinoa : Don't worry, Squall! I have been expecting for you to say that! I love you too!
*Both of them started cuddling*

-

*Zell started eating hot-dog!*
Zell : Man, you gotta love this hot-dog stuff!
Seifer : Haha, finally. You aren't a chicken-wuss anymore.
Zell : Really?
Seifer : But guess what?
Seifer : You are officially a dog-wuss!

[_yeojina_]

This one's hilarious. I think it is, anyways.

Le click.

Squall: At least we could afford Rinoa's wings. Unlike Sephiroth, Square didn't have enough money for two wings. Poor them.

Selphie's gonna get it soon.

Look below.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: At least we could afford Rinoa's wings. Unlike Sephiroth, Square didn't have enough money for two wings. Poor them.

:kaolaugh: :laugh: LOL :laugh: :kaolaugh:

[Fantasy Fan]

Squall: Cloud and FF7 is so over-rated, I'll take him on anytime

Squall: Are you crazy, his big and fake plastic sword would never touch me

That should be posted under "Things FFVIII Characters Would Say" cuz that is SOOO TRUE!!!

yes, yes it should!

This is the bit after Squall just gave Seifer a scar that Square cut out

Seifer: Oh yeah, I bet my dad could beat your dad.
Squall: Nuh uh.
Seifer: Yes he will!
Squall: But Laguna could own everyone.
Square: You're not supposed to know that yet. *edits the footage*

[_yeojina_]

Squall: I'm happy.

In an alternate universe... Squall is rushing to random people, saying...

Squall: LET'S BE FRIENDS!!! YAY~!

[Twilight Edge]

Squall:How the hell do you fuse a gun and a sword?
Square:With a little bit of magic!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

This is the dialogue I used for one of my posts in the FFVIII Funny Captions thread.



Seifer: Hey who wants to watch me suck milk from a cow's utter and squirt it out my nose?

*he does it*

Seifer: TA-DA!!!

Zell: All right, do that again. Except this time squirt the milk out from your other end.

Seifer: Hmph fine. Watch this!!!

Zell: Heheheh...this shoud be interesting.

Rinoa: Ew this is SOOO GROSS!!! I can't watch!!!

Squall: ..........whatever.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Squall: Could you guys at Eoff stop picking fun at me and all my mates