Irvineuys I have some suprising news. I am gay.
Selphie: No duh
Zell: Yeah how else do you explain your amazing sense of fashion
Squall:................................
Rinoa: OMG I knew it I freakin knew.
Irvine
Selphie: No duh
Zell: Yeah how else do you explain your amazing sense of fashion
Squall:................................
Rinoa: OMG I knew it I freakin knew.
Doomtrain:My girlfreind dosen't want me anymore!Wah hah!
*charges down the tracks*
Squall:Summon Doomtrain!
Others:......................RUN!
BANG.
*everything was destroyed in Doomtrain's path*
squall: hey i just talked to my past self and i havnt caused a paradox! im invicible! *beats up seifer* man ive ALWAYS wanted to do that!
matron: ahhhh me and my boys.....
sorry Draco but your last one hit 9/10 on the crap-o-meter
...Geddit?
OK......
Ultimecia
*Greiver cuts a scar in everybody,and everybody bleeds*
Greiver:There!They bleeding!
Squall: It's over Ultimecia. Goodbye.
Ultimecia: No Squall, it isn't. I have something to reveal to you.
Squall:...What...?
Ultimecia: I am your father!
Squall: What!? Then who is Laguna!!!
Ultimecia: We're lovers.
Squall: Whoa, this is weird.
Ultimecia: Hey Squall.
Squall: Yeah...dad...?
Ultimecia: I'm just joshing ya!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*slices off Ultis head*
rinoa: hey squall i have something to reveal to you.....im pregant
squall: omg.....im a father.....
rinoa: yeah a father......erm about that...im sorry to say that its not yours *winks at seifer*
squall: OMG!!!! you cheated on me...with my lover!!! how could you seifer!!! i thought you loved me!!!
seifer: erh yeah just between you and me.....im bi.....
squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! why is my life falling apart!!!
quistis: dont worry squall youve still got me
squall: hey i may be upset and desperate...but im NOT THAT desperate!
*Squall enters the gardens quad*
???: I'll be here...
Squall: Why?
???: I'll be 'waiting' here...
Squall: For what?
???: I'll be waiting here...for you...so
Squall: Huh?
???: If you come here...you'll find me...
Squall: *Looks at nearby curtain*
???: I promise...
Squall: *Looks behind curtain* Zell?
Zell: Araghhh!
Squall: What are you doing back here?
Zell: Ermmmm....Nothing *Hides microphone behind back*
Originally Posted by friedpork
XD that was the best one yet!
Fujin: dodedodooododedoodo!
bababeebada! doodododoo!
Selphie: I f***ing hate trains!
"Excuse me Miss, do you like pineapple?"
LOL yeah that was funny...:laugh: This one was pretty funny too...
XD that was the best one yet!
Fujin: dodedodooododedoodo!
bababeebada! doodododoo!
Ha, any diss about Quistis is funny...rinoa: hey squall i have something to reveal to you.....im pregant
squall: omg.....im a father.....
rinoa: yeah a father......erm about that...im sorry to say that its not yours *winks at seifer*
squall: OMG!!!! you cheated on me...with my lover!!! how could you seifer!!! i thought you loved me!!!
seifer: erh yeah just between you and me.....im bi.....
squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! why is my life falling apart!!!
quistis: dont worry squall youve still got me
squall: hey i may be upset and desperate...but im NOT THAT desperate!
Squall: "I can't help it... I'm so EMOtional."
Seifer: "No, Zell, don't put that hotdog there!"
Selphie: "My hair stylist did a fantastic job!"
Quistis: "Hey there wall, I couldn't help but noticing you staring at me. It's okay I have the same feelings." *starts making out with the wall*
Rinoa: "Seifer, I'll take you over Squall any day."
Library Girl: "Do I actually have a purpose in this game?"
Irvine (while standing over wounded random enemy): I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 2 shots, or one? Well in all this excitement I've forgotten myself. But you see this is a Exetor, the most powerful shotgun in the world. It could blow your head clean off. So you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky?
Selphie: HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU TO STOP DOING THAT?!?!!!
It was early morning at the Galbadia military base, and Major Biggs was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:
"Squall" "Here!" "Zell" "Here!" "Irvine" "Here!" "Wedge" "Here!" "Seeback"
No answer.
"Seeback!"
No answer was heard again.
"SEEBACK!!!"
The troops remained totally silent.
At that point, Wedge whispered into the first sergeant's ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.
lol
Squall: (turns up radio and sings along)I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby!
Selphie: Stop singing before i put a fricken bullet through my head.
Squall: but this is my song...
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