*Cerberus convo*
Left:Thundaga!
Right:Tornado!
Center:.......
Left/Right:Hey,say something will ya?*headbutts the center head*
Center:.......
Squall:Hey,you done talking?
Center:SHADDUP!We're using Counter Rockets!Happy now?
*uses Counter Rockets*
*Three rockets fly down on them and blasts their heads off*
Squall and co.:.........
Pandemona: I'm sexy! I'm hot! I'm everything you're not~~ :grinpink:
Ultmecia: Now i will summon the most powerful gf: go BULL
Squall:Is that what I think it is?
Selphie:It's a building!
Zell:It's a robot!
Laguna:It's Alexander!
*They're all looking at a poster of Robots 2 with Alexander in it*
Ultmecia: Now i will summon the most powerful GF....GRIEVER. MUHAHAHAHAHA.
Griever: Ulty,.....can you give me some milk....pleasy weasy...I'll lend you my blanky...
Ultimecia: Sure.
(Griever starts to breast feed)
Squall: God Ultimecia's so hot................. sorry Rinoa.
Rinoa: Don't worry. I'm going out with Adel. Now thats one hot looking guy...
Squall: "I hate my life, I got a girl with the IQ of a doorknob hitting on me, I've got a rival with a trenchcoat, and I'm supposed to the lead male, I'm gonna change my name 100 times and eventually slit my wrist."
Rinoa: Pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokonosis!
Cid: w00t?
Seifer: eeek! i is afraid of long words!!
Rinoa: OH! I'm sorry i didn't know you had HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA!
Seifer: stop iiiiiiiiiiiit! you're scaring me!!
Hahahaha! Good one!Originally Posted by Jesse1
P.S. I'm having a "brain fart" right now. Can't of anything. Will edit later...
I posted this one in the previous thread. I know it's kinda long, but I think it's funny as hell!!!
Squall: BOOYAKA!!!
Selphie: *glares at Squall* Whatever…anyway as I was saying, Laguna…I’m not obsessed with you anymore.
Everyone: *GASP*
Selphie: Yes yes I know it’s a shock, but I’ve decided…I LIKE WARD NOW!!! *runs off with Ward*
Laguna: CURSE YOU WARD!!! (sigh) I guess I ain’t pimpin’ no more…
Kiros: Stop trying to act black, and like you were ever pimpin’ at all…:rolleyes2
Laguna: SHUT UP!!! *knocks Kiros out cold* Man…that felt good. I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!!! *walks away satisfied* :strut:
Irvine: Some people say I remind them of Michael Jackson, except I like little boys and big boys…
Seifer: Hey Zell, I did yo mama…heheheh look, there she is now… *points*
Zell: Um Seifer…that’s Quistis.
Trepe Groupies: ooooh BURN!!!
Seifer: Woah…you’re right!!! There’s not much of a difference though…
Trepe Groupies: ooooh DOUBLE BURN!!!
Zell: HEY!!! Don’t you talk about my mama like that!!! At least she doesn’t look as ugly as Quistis…
Trepe Groupies: ooooh TRIPLE BURN!!!
Quistis: …I am a failure…first as an instructor, and now as a human being. I am not worthy to live in this world...let me get Irvine’s rifle…
*A shot is heard a few moments later…*
Zell: ............
Seifer: ..............
Trepe Groupies: FINALLY!!! You don’t know how long we’ve been waiting for that!!! Now we can idolize…XU!!!
Rinoa: …um…yeah…anyway, speaking of your parents Zell, I found out we have the same dad!!!
Zell: So that means…
Everyone: General Caraway’s a pimp?
Zell & Rinoa: NO!!! It means…*starts to sing* We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!
Squall: BOOYAKA? Wait…Zell, you were at the orphanage with us, so technically you guys aren’t really related.
Zell: …hm…you’re right.…..OH WHAT THE HELL!!! WHO CARES!?!?!
Zell & Rinoa: *continues to sing* Oh yeah!!! We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!
Seifer: Hey Squall…wasn’t last night SOOO AWESOME!?!?!
Everyone:
Squall: BOOYAKA!?!?! Um Seifer…remember when you became suicidal after you found out I was straight? And you had to go to counseling ever since? That wasn’t me you were with last night…
Rinoa: Right cuz Squall was with me!!!
Everyone: ......:whaaa:
Rinoa: ….EW YOU PERVS!!! No…it was only dinner.
Seifer: Oh…right…I REMEMBER NOW!!! I was with Irvine last night!!!
*Previous night…*
Irvine: Hey Seifer…you wanna see my never-never land?
Seifer: Wow!!! That sounds like fun!!! Where is it?
Irvine: Come to my room and I’ll show you everything…
*Back to present…*
Seifer: Wow…I don’t know how I forgot that. I haven’t been with it today…first mixin’ up Ma Dincht and Quistis, and now Squall and Irvine…*takes out home-made pot and starts smoken’ it* Honestly…I don’t know what’s wrong…it’s like my brain’s in a cloud of smoke or something…....
Everyone: …..........
Cid: Edea and I were never officially married…so we’re gonna go to one of those chapels in Las Vegas!!! Oh and by the way...I sold Garden to a strip club owner.
Seifer: There's gonna be male strippers too right!?!?! Um...I mean I like female strippers and all, but I would prefer male ones…*cough* ....…yeah….....:riiight:
Everyone: ...........
Fujin: PROSTITUTES!!!
Raijin: Heheheh…yeah ya can’t forget them ya know…
Cid: ............. *grabs Edea and leaves*
Irvine: Heheheh……I said I like big boys too......
:bigbiggri
Last edited by *~Angel Wing~*; 04-08-2006 at 04:39 PM.
Squall: *sob sob* Rinoa left me! *sob sob*
Laguna: I have an arm cramp.
Ward:I was only pretending to be mute.
Kiros:What?After all these years only you tell us?
Laguna:Yeah!it's hard reafding your face,ya know!
Ward:Well,I thought I needn't talk since you can read me...
Kiros:Sez who?
Laguna:Alright,people.We'll settle this the old-fashioned way.
Kiros:What way?
Ward:He means THAT way.
Laguna:If ward wins,we won't care anymore.If you lose,we'll kill you.
Ward:Really?
Kiros:literally.
Laguna:OK,ready people?1,2,3...
All three:PAPER-SCISSORS-ROCK!
Seifer (to Rinoa): How you doin'?
Squall: Rinoa, we need to talk about aur feelings for each other. You know, get in touch with our enotions.
Rinoa:.....
Squall: I'm sick of saving towns from various forms of impending doom. There's like ten of us here, and somehow it always comes down to me. I'm taking a vacation. (walks away)
Everyone: .........crap.
THE MEW HATH NO NEED OF A SIG >:3
Squall: *Gets out of Balamb Garden to head to the Fire Cavern* Hey! I'm suddenly 50 metres tall! *Starts stomping on the ground, enjoying all the little people run out of the Garden, with miniature screams being heard*
Meanwhile, in Ultimecia's castle...
Ultimecia: *Is doing the chicken dance with her speakers on to MAX* Eh? What? K-k-k-kurse you all human beings!!! I will k-k-k-krush you to dust!!! After the dancing marathon's finished... We're all having a great time!!!
Griever: Let's have Ring A Ring A Rosey!
In a different day, at a different time... In Ultimecia's castle... Again...
Rinoa: Squally-poo~!
Squall:Where is Ultimecia?!?!
Ultimecia: *Mumble* Up your bum, idiot!
Squall: I just have the sudden urge to go to the toilet!
*Squall goes to the toilet* *Empties bowels, then finds that he flushed Ultimecia down the toilet*
Zell: ...Frickin' hell! *Punches ground, starts shaking*
Quistis: I TOLD YOU, ZELL, NOT TO PRACTICE YOUR "MY FINAL HEAVEN" MOVE ONCE WE'RE INSIDE!!!
Zell: ...Hehehe...
Selphie: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!! YOU GUYS!!! GUESS WHAT I FOUND!!!
*Selphie points at the Omega Weapon*
Selphie: Since we defeated Ultimecia, I can finally ask whether it wants to play Tea Party and Barbie with me!
Irvine: Watch out!!! He's gonna--
*Squall, Zell, Rinoa, Quistis and Irvine watch in shock as Selphie succeeds playing Tea Party and Barbie with the Omega Weapon*
Griever: Can I play too, Selphie?
*Selphie just merely nods*
Squall: Let's go.
*Squall and co. except for Selphie leave*
In Ultimecia's castle, when fighting Griever... Squall has only 3 party members left; Quistis, Rinoa and himself...
Griever: SHOCKWAVE PULSAR!!!
Squall: Oh, crap.
Note: Squall had said this because Quistis, Rinoa and him only have 1 HP left...
Last edited by _yeojina_; 05-04-2006 at 01:31 PM.
Let's kick Emerald Weapon's arse with Vincent's Death Penalty in one shot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cXfeCC6_ac
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