Originally Posted by _yeojina_
lol.
Zell: OMG!!! OMG!!! It's Chuck N0rris!
Squall: Let's go get an autograph!
Rinoa: NO!!! Don't get so close! CHUCK N0RRIS IS GOING TO EAT U!
lol.
Zell: OMG!!! OMG!!! It's Chuck N0rris!
Squall: Let's go get an autograph!
Rinoa: NO!!! Don't get so close! CHUCK N0RRIS IS GOING TO EAT U!
seifer;what you doing?
squall;watching the game having a bud
seifer: are you alone?
squall: yo zell pick up the phone its seifer
zell; wazzzzzzzzzzzzzz uppppppppp
seifer wazzzzzzzzzzzz uppppppppp
squall wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz upppppp
When Squall finds out that Laguna is his father...
Squall: Laguna Loire, you killed my father!
Laguna: No, Squall Leonhart, I AM YOUR MOTHER!!! No wait, father, yeah, that's it, father. No, Squall Leonhart, I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Squall: But you're only 10 years older than me!
Laguna: Who gives a damn. Anyways, you know what this means...?
Squall: Yea...
Laguna and Squall: We are family~! I got all my sisters with me~!
Laguna: Wait a minute... I don't have a sister!
Rinoa: Squallypoo~!
Right now, Squall is thinking of getting his Lionheart gunblade and chopping Rinoa's head off with it
Another time, another day, another place.
Laguna: Selphie...
Selphie: ...Yea? What?
Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Selphie* Selphie, will you marry me?
Selphie: Hell no! *Whacks him with her Strange Vision weapon*
Laguna: It was just a joke...*Rubs forehead*
About 5 minutes later...
Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Quistis* Quistis, will you marry me?
Quistis: Let me think about that... NO! *Whips Laguna with her Save the Queen weapon*
Laguna: *Rubs back* But I'm desperate!
About 5 minutes later... again...
Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Rinoa* Rinoa, will you marry me?
Rinoa: Sorry, but I'm engaged to Squall, even though we're going to marry in another 8 years. Right, Squall? *Winks at him*
Squall: That's right!
Laguna: Then I have no other choice.
About 5 minutes later... again...
Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Irvine* Irvine, will you marry me?
Irvine: Sorry, man, but I'm like, a hippie now, and I'm like, with Selphie. She's like, totally my type man. She's all into, like this "Love and Peace" stuff. Later. *Does peace sign*
Laguna: Only one more option.
About another 5 minutes...This is the last time, I promise...
Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Zell* Zell, will you marry me?
Seifer: *Suddenly comes out of nowhere* HE'S MINE, YOU PLAYER!!!
Laguna: Then, Seifer, will you marry me?
Seifer: Only if you teach me how to do that Desperado move of yours.
Laguna: No way, man! That's a secret! When will I get married?
Another 5 minutes later...Seriously, this is the last time...
Laguna: *Kneels, takes out a red velvet box and opens it in front of Shiva* Shiva, will you marry me?
Shiva: Yes! I will! *Puts on ring and starts kissing Laguna*
Another 5 minutes later...Trust me, this will be the last time...
Squall: Shiva! You killed my father!
Shiva: I did not! I'm his wife now! But I did freeze him...
Laguna is seen stuck on the ground, perfectly frozen in a kissing position
Rinoa: Don't worry, I can fix this. *Casts Firaga on the Laguna-ice-statue*
Laguna: Aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Hot! Hot! Hot! Sexy! AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa: *Casts Water on Laguna* All better! *Dusts hands*
~*~FIN~*~
Let's kick Emerald Weapon's arse with Vincent's Death Penalty in one shot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cXfeCC6_ac
Squall: "No, Zell, what are you gonna do with that hotdog!"
Zell: "...Eat it..."
Squall: "Dang right you will."
Laguna: Son!
Squall: Yeah Dad?
Laguna: How's your day, pal?
Squall: Great Dad, how's yours?
Laguna: Super, say son, how'd you like to go fishing this weekend?
Squall: Great Dad, but I've got homework to do!
Laguna: That's all right son, you can do it on the boat!
Squall: Gee!!!
Laguna: Dear, isn't our son swell?
Raine: Yes Dear, isn't life swell?
Laguna kisses Squall and Raine and them punches Squall full in the face. BAM!
...Geddit?
hehheh!
Zell: Everyone...I have an announcement to make...
Rinoa: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!
.......
Zell: How did you know?
Rinoa: Women's instincts.
Selphie: Who's the father?
Zell: ummm....*nervously glances between Squall and Rinoa*
Ultimecia: People~~~Love~~ and Peace!
Now here's an impression of life at Seifer's house
Seifer's Dad: (to Seifer) Stupid, worthless, no good, damn, freeloading, son of a *****, retarded, bigmouth, know it all, ***hole, jerk!
Seifer's Mom: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
Seifer's Dad: Shut up! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!
Seifer: What about you Dad?
Seifer's Dad: **** you!
Seifer: No, Dad, what about you?
Seifer's Dad: **** you!
Seifer: NO, DAD, what about you??!
Seifer's Dad: **** you!
Seifer like Squall gets a BAM! in the face
NOTE to Mod: Please delete this if it is too offensive
ha ha
zell = wold you not know it i use shockwaves
C:\Documents and Settings\ere\My Documents\My Pictures\mpic\geno.bmp
Ward after a hard day being mute and stuff: "god i hate pretending to be mute, bit its worth it since they respect me more now, and i can get away with everthing too!"
Kiros: "Ward?, is that you speaking?"
Ward: ............NO
Squall: please, i want to
Cid: no
Squall: Why not, your mean, MEANY!
Cid: Oh ok, here you go
*hands sqaull the microphone*
Squall: *makes fart noise*, he he he
Rinoa:What're you doing?
Squall:Fixing my gunblade.Piece by piece.
Rinoa:Are you sweating very heavily?The fixing seems tough.
Squall:Am I?But yeah,the fixin' is an Ifrit of a job.
Rinoa:Yeah you are!You having a fever?
Squall:nah.It's because of this...*points at broken gunblade*
Rinoa:Why?
Squall:Seifer broke my gunblade while he was playing with it!WAHHAHAHAHAHAA!*sob*
Squall: ... So ... any plans for a movie yet?
Zell: I dont think so, why?
Squall: ... Nothing ... (mutters) Damm Cloud ...
We must patiently wait...:kaoupset:
Squall: I like dust!
Rinoa: You suck
Seifer: C'mon, Squall's not that bad, in bed...
Laguna: Squall, I am your father!
Squall:
Laguna: What, you weren't supposed to be surprised, you had those weird dreams.
Squall: I know, but I thought it was the black guy.
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