Zell: I like Seifer more than Squall.
Zell: I like Seifer more than Squall.
Zell : Hey baby! It's the love machine!
Squall : I need a watch.
Edea : What for?
Squall : Time compression.
Squall looks cautiously to make sure nobody is around and starts bustin a move while singing to the radio
Squall: What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat
Selphie and Rinoa walk in, without Squall realizing,
Squall: me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi
Selphie: OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
Seifer: Wanna play soccer?
Squall and co.: Alright!
And the game is on. Seifer kicks the ball to Rinoa, who gets hit on the nose, giving her a nose bleed, but she gets Cured. Rinoa passes it to Squall (surprise surprise) who passes it to Irvine, who kicks it really high. Zell prepares for a heading, but a BANG is heard instead.
Quistis: Now we need a new ball, you chicken-wuss!
Seifer: That was my line!
Quistis: Well, too bad, hun! *Sticks tongue out*
Let's kick Emerald Weapon's arse with Vincent's Death Penalty in one shot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cXfeCC6_ac
LOL :laugh:Originally Posted by ~Rikku's_Lover~
Selphie: I'll start. ZELL! Truth or Dare?
Zell: Uhm... uh... dare.
Selphie: I dare you to put this on. In front of us.
Selphie hands Zell a sexy leather outfit.
Seifer: Hey, that's mi-
Everyone looks at Seifer and he looks down, shamefully.
Zell takes off his clothes and puts on the sexy leather outfit on.
Zell: Truth or dare, Quistis?
Quistis: Truth.
Zell: If you could do ONE of your students, who would it be?
Quistis looks nervously looks around the room.
Quistis: Dare.
Zell: I dare you to tell me who you'd sleep with!
Quistis: Fine! Selphie! Okay?!
Selphie: Oh my gosh, really?!
Quistis and Selphie make out.
Squall: What about me?
Zell: What about YOU? What about me? I thought we shared something, Squall!
Irvine: So... who's up for spin the bottle?
Everybody except Squall, Zell, Selphie and Quistis agrees.
Irvine: I'll go first.
Rinoa flirts with Irvine.
Irvine spins and it stops on Seifer.
Irvine: AAAHHH!!! NOOO!!!
Seifer: Hey, rules are rules.
Seifer pounces on top of Irvine and makes out with him.
Fujin: BORED.
Raijin: I'm in the mood to fight some monsters, ya know?!
Fujin: BYE.
Fujin and Raijin leave.
Ellone and Rinoa awkwardly stare at eachother.
Ellone: So...
Rinoa: Yeah?
Ellone: What do you wanna do?
Rinoa: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
Ellone: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
Zell: "Rideeee ze shoopuf?"
Squall: "¿¡QUE?!"
Cafeteria Lady: "..."
Oh, and here's another one:
Timber Maniacs editor: "..."
funny funny
Ultimecia: Griever, make them bleed!
*Ultimecia summons Griever*
Griever: I'm just a fluffy wuffy kitten *rolls over*
Sqawl-''Sould I get a swedish facial? or just shave my head?''
Syfer- "you realy wnat me to answer that?"
Ultimecia: "I shall junction myself unto...my breasts!!!"
maybe i said this already, can't remember:
Shiva: ThEy HaVe HeRpEs??
Umm...actually...FFVII is not overrrated, you all just don't appreciate it's goodness.That should be posted under "Things FFVIII Characters Would Say" cuz that is SOOO TRUE!!!
Ultimecia auditions!
Ultimecia 1: Zis iz-a me! Ultimezia!
Director: Next!
Ultimecia 2: It's-a me! Mario! Wait, hang on...
Director: Nextt!
Ultimecia: Kurse all those shiny --*Le gaspeth!* --Cookies~!
Le fin.
Let's kick Emerald Weapon's arse with Vincent's Death Penalty in one shot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cXfeCC6_ac
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