Things FFVIII Characters Would Never Say...

[Jessweeee♪]

Squall: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...

And so on.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes: dum, dum, dum...

And so on.

lol

[_yeojina_]

Squall: THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!! THE-- COOKIES!!! *Rushes to a pack of cookies* I can imagine the Cookie Monster doing that... not that I watch it or anything.

[Shiny]

Haha...cookies! So random! Cept' there is no more cookie monster. There's carrot monster.

[Immortal Rain]

Selphie: I um hope there is no more destruction in the world. I now will say I will settle down and go to become a nun.

Squall: Guys I love you and I hope everyone likes flowers cause picked some for each of you as I frolicked in a field of flowers under the pretty morning sun!

[HolYuna]

Squall: I F***ING LOVE TRAINS!!
Selphie:...... I hate them...... I've had a terrible childhood, peoples.. feel sorry fer meh..
Zell: Hey, Quistis.. wanna get busy?
Quistis: Sorry.. erm.. me and.. Dia-a..b..los.. kinda... are.. in a relationship!!
Rinoa: Well, Ain't that something? *wink*


xD I tried...

[Rantz]

Squall: *Calls Rinoa*
Rinoa: Yo.
Squall: Hi, it's me, Squall. We met at that SeeD mission yesterday, you remember? I was that guy with the cute smile and the sword that goes "BANG!", you know?
Zell & Seifer: *Giggles in background*
Squall (whispers to Zell): Shut UUUP!
(Back on the phone): Listen, I've been thinking the whole last evening and I like couldn't sleep A MINUTE this night because I like, SOOO got a crush on you!
Zell: Oh no he didn't!
Seifer: *Excessive giggling*
Rumble is heard in the background. Squall comes back to the phone.
Squall (breathing heavily): Anyway, I'd like to ask you out on a date! Y'know, like romantic dinner with candle light, and we could get to know each other like, REALLY well you know!
Rinoa: ... Whatever.

[Jessweeee♪]

Squall: *Calls Rinoa*
Rinoa: Yo.
Squall: Hi, it's me, Squall. We met at that SeeD mission yesterday, you remember? I was that guy with the cute smile and the sword that goes "BANG!", you know?
Zell & Seifer: *Giggles in background*
Squall (whispers to Zell): Shut UUUP!
(Back on the phone): Listen, I've been thinking the whole last evening and I like couldn't sleep A MINUTE this night because I like, SOOO got a crush on you!
Zell: Oh no he didn't!
Seifer: *Excessive giggling*
Rumble is heard in the background. Squall comes back to the phone.
Squall (breathing heavily): Anyway, I'd like to ask you out on a date! Y'know, like romantic dinner with candle light, and we could get to know each other like, REALLY well you know!
Rinoa: ... Whatever.

Zell: WHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!...*whimper* *sniff*
Selphie: erm...what's wrong Zell?
Zell: Oh! I'm cutting onions...*sniff*
Selphie: Okie Dokie then! *leaves* wait...Zell can't cook!
Zell: Why did NSYNC have to break up WHY?! Why couldn't Barney die instead???

[Shiny]

Squall: "Mommy always said not to stand in the rain wearing a shirt that resembled Charlie Brown's. But I didn't listen..."
Cid: "Your mother?! Dude, you're an orphan!"

[Mittopotahis]

Squall: Selphie, can't you be more like Ward?
Selphie: Strong? Couragous? Charming?
Squall: No, mute.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Rinoa: You're all going to die and burn into non existence.
Squall: You possessed again???
Rinoa:*smiles and giggles* Nope. I just felt like saying something really demonic this morning cuz I love to be random like that. *grabs a banana and leaves the room*

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: C'mon everyone, SING WITH MEEE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!!! DUM DUM DA DA DUM, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!!! DUM DUM DA DA DUM, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED!!! :kaolove:

[DoaJ]

Squall: This one time at band camp...
Rinoa: !!! WTF?!
Zell: Oh yeah!!! I remember that! ewww....good times though...*cough*
Irvine gets a VERY large grin and Quistis begins to cry

[Cledarius]

Laguna: Hey how 'bout buying a map, so we don't get lost?

Ward: Hey people!
Kiros: Huh? I thought you can't talk!?
Ward: Hehe...he....you're right
Ward: ......

Squall: *thinking* Xell is so strong, I like his muscles. he's stronger than me with his bare fists. *throws Gunblade away* Hey people look at me! I'm now like Xell, fighting with fists!
Quistis: Whatever....
Xell: *picks up Gunblade* Yeeeehaaaa, now I finally got a weapon, I was so tired of always kick monsters ass with just my fist.
Squall: WHAT!!!?? Quistis, tell him he CAN'T do that!!!
Quistis: Whatever....
Squall: Give me my Gunblade!!!!
Xell:no......whatever

[_yeojina_]

Squall: Now, I summon... BAHAMUT!!!

...........................

Squall: What's taking so long?
Bahamut: *Pouring beer all over everyone* DIIIIIIIAAAAAAAMMMOOOOOOOND DUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSST............ *Hic*

Another time, another day, another place.

Selphie: Hate! And! War!!!!!!!!

Another time, another day, another place. Again

Rinoa: Now, I shall summon... DOOMTRAIN!

..................................

Rinoa: What's taking so long?
Thomas the Tank Engine: Doomtrain's on his vacation. I'm taking his place.