Irvine (while standing over wounded random enemy): I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 2 shots, or one? Well in all this excitement I've forgotten myself. But you see this is a Exetor, the most powerful shotgun in the world. It could blow your head clean off. So you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky?
Selphie: HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU TO STOP DOING THAT?!?!!!