I posted this one in the previous thread. I know it's kinda long, but I think it's funny as hell!!!:kaolaugh: :laugh:
Squall: BOOYAKA!!!
Selphie: *glares at Squall* Whatever…anyway as I was saying, Laguna…I’m not obsessed with you anymore.
Everyone: *GASP*
Selphie: Yes yes I know it’s a shock, but I’ve decided…I LIKE WARD NOW!!! *runs off with Ward*
Laguna: CURSE YOU WARD!!! (sigh) I guess I ain’t pimpin’ no more…
Kiros: Stop trying to act black, and like you were ever pimpin’ at all…:rolleyes2
Laguna: SHUT UP!!! *knocks Kiros out cold* Man…that felt good. I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!!! *walks away satisfied* :strut:
Irvine: Some people say I remind them of Michael Jackson, except I like little boys and big boys…
Seifer: Hey Zell, I did yo mama…heheheh look, there she is now… *points*
Zell: Um Seifer…that’s Quistis.
Trepe Groupies: ooooh BURN!!!
Seifer: Woah…you’re right!!! There’s not much of a difference though…
Trepe Groupies: ooooh DOUBLE BURN!!!
Zell: HEY!!! Don’t you talk about my mama like that!!! At least she doesn’t look as ugly as Quistis…
Trepe Groupies: ooooh TRIPLE BURN!!!
Quistis: …I am a failure…first as an instructor, and now as a human being. I am not worthy to live in this world...let me get Irvine’s rifle…
*A shot is heard a few moments later…*
Zell: ............
Seifer: ..............
Trepe Groupies: FINALLY!!! You don’t know how long we’ve been waiting for that!!! Now we can idolize…XU!!!
Rinoa: …um…yeah…anyway, speaking of your parents Zell, I found out we have the same dad!!!
Zell: So that means…
Everyone: General Caraway’s a pimp?
Zell & Rinoa: NO!!! It means…*starts to sing* We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!
Squall: BOOYAKA? Wait…Zell, you were at the orphanage with us, so technically you guys aren’t really related.
Zell: …hm…you’re right.…..OH WHAT THE HELL!!! WHO CARES!?!?!
Zell & Rinoa: *continues to sing* Oh yeah!!! We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!
Seifer: Hey Squall…wasn’t last night SOOO AWESOME!?!?!
Everyone:
Squall: BOOYAKA!?!?! Um Seifer…remember when you became suicidal after you found out I was straight? And you had to go to counseling ever since? That wasn’t me you were with last night…
Rinoa: Right cuz Squall was with me!!!
Everyone: ......:whaaa:
Rinoa: ….EW YOU PERVS!!! No…it was only dinner.
Seifer: Oh…right…I REMEMBER NOW!!! I was with Irvine last night!!!
*Previous night…*
Irvine: Hey Seifer…you wanna see my never-never land?
Seifer: Wow!!! That sounds like fun!!! Where is it?
Irvine: Come to my room and I’ll show you everything…
*Back to present…*
Seifer: Wow…I don’t know how I forgot that. I haven’t been with it today…first mixin’ up Ma Dincht and Quistis, and now Squall and Irvine…*takes out home-made pot and starts smoken’ it* Honestly…I don’t know what’s wrong…it’s like my brain’s in a cloud of smoke or something…....
Everyone: …..........
Cid: Edea and I were never officially married…so we’re gonna go to one of those chapels in Las Vegas!!! Oh and by the way...I sold Garden to a strip club owner.
Seifer: There's gonna be male strippers too right!?!?! Um...I mean I like female strippers and all, but I would prefer male ones…*cough* ....…yeah….....:riiight:
Everyone: ...........
Fujin: PROSTITUTES!!!
Raijin: Heheheh…yeah ya can’t forget them ya know…
Cid: ............. *grabs Edea and leaves*
Irvine: Heheheh……I said I like big boys too......
:bigbiggri
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