If you had said to me yesterday "An EoFFer is going to make a thread based on Chuck Norris/Vin Diesel facts but with Cid instead." I would've asked "Is it Proto?" before shooting myself in the head.

Oh how horribly right I was. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some serious brain spattering I need to be getting on with.

PS: Cid has some fingers, and some of them are even crowned with fingernails.