Cid Facts

[McLovin']

Great pear of Cid!

"Cid's an Ocean, Sail It"

Cid once had a photographic memory, but he ran out of film!

Cid almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left him before they met.

Smile, and Cid will smile with you. Laugh and he'll all think your on drugs.

"Cid didn't lose his mind, he sold it on ebay."

When I was born Cid told me, "The Earth Is Full - Go Home."

Cid Is Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

THE END!!! (the conclusion...the part where you get tired of thinking....)

[Agent Proto]

• Cid can beat the ice levels of Super Mario Brothers 3 using Luigi.

• Cid often walks into children's hospitals dressed as a doctor and tells kids they're going to die. Then he yells "Just kiddin'!" and jumps out the window.

• Sliced bread is the next best thing since Cid.

• Cid will kill you, your whole family, all your friends and burn your damn house down if you don't write his name in bold. <i>...OHSHI!!. O_O</i>

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Cid can also be spelled Sid and it sounds the exact same!

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Cid has 22 loyal and devoted servants, all of whom have yet to receive a paycheck from him.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Cid was behind the grassy knoll.

[Dolentrean]

Once Chuck Norris came back to try to get revenge on Bruce Lee for being so much cooler than him in every way, being bored Bruce let his star pupal Cid kick Chuck Noriss's ass back to texas!

God once got a chick pregnate without sleeping with her... Cid created the population probolom in China before he knew what China was!

[Acid Raine]

• Cid is the only known person to ever pop every kernel in a microwave popcorn bag without burning anything.

I did that! But it wasnt due to skill like Cid's, just luck.

Cid is really Jimmy Haufa. I think thats how you spell it.

It's Hoffa, btw

[bennator]

Cid once changed his forum name to Sean; a million girls simultaneously fainted with awe.

[McLovin']

Is Cid American?

[Loony BoB]

Cid does indeed have what some might call an alter-ego. It goes by the name of Super Cid, but it only accounts for a, er, portion of his body. *cough* I do believe that there have been stories written about Super Cid's "adventures" here at EoFF in the past.

Cid was also named Crate Boy at one point, however that wasn't really so much an alter ego as an alter name. He sat on crates, he did.

Cid, Super Cid and Crate Boy are all American.

[McLovin']

This makes me happy.

[Little Blue]

God made man in his image, yet Cid made God in his.

[McLovin']

Where do babies come from?

[Freya]

Cid was once cuaght for being a peeping Tom and instead of a restianing order he had to create a site where a ton of Fan geeks worship him and in return stalk him. Thus EoFF was created.

Cid once was a man but he went on a journay through the underworld. He fought cerberus and all of hells minions just for the sake of it. Seeing all that he was doing Hades gave him immortality and asked him to not rekill all his souls but instead go toearth and bring in more souls. Cid was granted the gift and in return he killed him and Took over the underworld. He called hell EoFF

[Captain Maxx Power]

Just because Cid can doesn't mean he does. Therein lies his genius.